the retards @ yfc

2006-05-27T21:33:00.000+08:00

HEY GUYS. please log in to get the new username and pw for the new site (: it's under edit posts and saved as a draft.

2006-05-24T14:14:00.000+08:00

today i cooked maggi. while waiting for it to cook, i went online to chat with a friend. when i returned to the kitchen 5 mintues later, all the water evaporated and the noodles and egg was all that's left. so now i've invented dry maggi. not bad tasting.

your naked chef,
mud

p.s. i was wearing clothes while waiting for the maggi to cook

2006-05-18T21:58:00.000+08:00

MY PSP! I LOVE!

all of a sudden, SP has a sudden influx of pretty women. there's this girl who is damn hot man in my elective module lecture. ok i only realise this after 5 weeks coz i've only attended the lesson twice? she looks like sophie nevue from da vinci code but only her nose isn't as sharp as sophie's. i hope the guy sitting beside her isn't her bf coz if he is, then i think i should be the bf. finally i have a motivation to attend that lecture. she'll be the reason why my attendance will never go below 75% haha. EH not just me only ok? my other guy friends also ogle at her during lecture. oh on the way to school in the train today this random chic watching some music video on her own psp came up to me and say i have a damn nice psp. =)

after being a starwars barista, i can finally afford to buy things. got myself a sweater, tshirts, bermudas, slippers, MOS, taxis, da vinci code, fine dining etc.

your minister of sound,
mud

2006-04-22T23:30:00.001+08:00

actual conversation on national radio. hilarious. today wasn't funny until this happened ((: enjoy!

dude: hello?
dJ: hi! what's your name.
dude: my name ah. it's jerome. wahhhh. just now call dunno how many time on my house phone, then after that i switched to my handphone AH, then can leh.
dj: wow congrats on getting through then! that's one lucky handphone
dude: ya.
(pieces of random conversation)
dj: so what did you do today?
dude: (incoherent mumbling)
dj: oh the youth flying club? the one where you guys can fly planes right?
dude: yeah. you can fly once you pass your o levels
dj: oh wow that's so cool! so you can fly a plane now huh
dude: er.... no la. i'm only sec 2, so when i pass my o levels then can
(NOW IT GETS HILARIOUS)
DJ: CHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
dj: (continuing) so you can't fly a plane yet right.
dude: (trying to redeem himself) ya la. but when i pass my o levels then can la
dj goes: cheyyyyyyyy (again) . so what do you guys do now then?
dude: erh... aeromodelling Lor.
DJ: haha how come you need to go down there to fly? isn't it the kind anyone can go padang and fly one right
dude: (trying DESperately to redeem himself) er...... (and so fails. and music plays)

2006-04-07T13:09:00.000+08:00

2006-04-05T19:31:00.000+08:00

hello hello!! today is a good day! why??
1. i finally got my $500!!
2. you guys are now reading a post by the gold medallist of acjc's swim meet, 50m freestyle (novice) girls event!! haha. and a meet record holder too!! yay!!! (((:

2006-04-02T22:41:00.000+08:00

due to certain... pressures... to be politically correct, i shall only say one thing. freedom of speech my ***.

2006-03-31T19:42:00.000+08:00

2006-03-20T21:12:00.000+08:00

you guys SO have to watch brokeback. it's so sad )): yes yes i know, *EEK* you say, cos its a bunch of gays (hey that rhymes! lol), but ultimately, it's still a love story about two people who are kept apart by societal norms. but hey. who's to say that being gay isn't normal? ultimately it's your own fate, and if you want to judge other people by your standards, you should think twice. who's to say it wasn't normal in the first place and being het is abnormal? lol. and there's like, only 1 (damn short) sex scene between the two men, and it's you don't see hell nothing. actually the only thing you guys would be interested in seeing, belongs to women. and hey you get to look at those of not one, but TWO women!! lmao. but still. whatever it is, ultimately, it's down to this much. it's romeo+romeo. or jack and jack (or in this case, jack and ennis) you guys should really go watch it.

this is ennis, smelling one of jack's shirts. at this point in time, jack's dead (having been beated up by some homophobic f*cks. of course it's covered up as an "accident", and that jack was trying to inflate a flat when the "tyre exploded and the rim of the tyre smashed into his face. by the time someone found him he had drowned in his own blood" do these people have no hearts?! christ!) anyway, on their very first (and only) trip to brokeback as hired hands, where they originally started out, ennis couldn't find one of his shirts when they left, and he assumed that he left it on the mountain. actually, jack had stolen it and hung it up with his own shirt (with blood on the sleeves cos they had a fight earlier and screwed their noses up). so yeah. he finds it when he comes to jack's house after his death. it's his only reminder of what they had after all, so he took it back with him. you see what i mean about this being a love story. it only gets more heartbreaking because they themselves deny what "could have been" and ultimately, deny their true selves.

now please, go and watch brokeback. so what if it's about two guys? get over it.

2006-03-09T21:58:00.000+08:00

i'm going to miss air force school! the 5 days that i spent at aeti was an unforgettable experience. i learned so much more about aircraft maintanence, including the systems of the skyhawk. for this, i have my supervisor, this warrant officer, to thank for. his knowledge on the skyhawk's systems is beyond words. every single detail is at his fingertips. he probably would see the piper warriors' systems as an insult to his intelligence. i guess it's these type of crew chiefs that keeps the planes up and flying. respect to all of them. my WO's extreme patience and dedication in teaching us has led to my friends and i increasing our knowledge on aircraft maintenance such as safety and techniques that are necessary in servicing a bird. working in the warm and humid hangar is certainly something not many people get to experience, and i'm grateful that i was given the chance to feel what it's like working in there. well what my friends and i actually did was to remove the tail fairing for the horizontal stabilator stuck at maximum trim(11 degrees) for rectification. all the work was done while standing on the horizontal stabilator. it was kinda scary at first cause i thought i might fall but i got used to it quickly; you just had to watch your step and know who's around you. hours of arduous hard work and bucket loads of sweat was put in. being a tech wasn't easy. the screws were giving us a bitch of a time cause the head of the screws were shearing off and the WO taught us how to remove the screws using the extraction method.

the best part of the 4 days was, i got to lock myself in the cockpit for a few minutes everyday and imagine myself flying the aircraft. the skyhawk's cockpit is extremely small. the number of switches and functions just put me in awe. how i wish to be in control of such an aircraft in the future, doing what i love most as well as defending my country. oh how could i forget. i even got to try on the helmet and the oxygen mask!!! my friend said i looked like an elephant cause of the 'hose'. but it was totally cool. i felt like an astronaut. hopefully one day i'll have my own helmet with this written on it: MUD. (can i put a playboy sticker on it?). after every hard day's work, my WO would buy us drinks and he'll talk to us about his experience as a crew chief as well as aviation stories from all over the world from an airshow in america to the israeli 6-day war. today however we talked alot about ejection. for a moment i nearly typed erection. anyway for the record he used to keep the black knights' skyhawks flying. =)

i'm gonna miss the time i had at AFS. hope to be there again, hopefully as a trainee pilot of course. maybe my WO would be the crew chief of my aircraft and if that's the case, i'll have the utmost confidence in him that my aircraft will be airworthy and performing to it's maximum ability each time i fly it. oh well a picture of my friends and i with our WO standing in front of the skyhawk would be very nice. unfortunately, no camera phones or what more cameras are allowed in the AFS. whatever it is the memories that i had there shall always be in my mind. =)

towards technical achievement* AETI( Air Engineering Training Institute)

p.s. attachment certainly beats classroom lessons.

-mud

2006-03-08T12:23:00.000+08:00

http://www.phillrawlins.com/redarrows.htm

it's quite old but i just found it and it's pretty (:

2006-03-07T20:09:00.000+08:00

hellooo again. sorry to bother you guys. just kinda bored. so do this for me will you?
click here!! (it takes likes only a minute and not much brain cell movement so don't worry xP)

much <3.

2006-03-07T19:27:00.000+08:00

hey retards!!

anyways, for those who passed, from mud onwards, we kinda haven't treated the instructors and all yet, so after haireel passes, we'll organize a lunch for them okay? these are the details so far. if you've got any suggestions, post them okay?

date: 25/03/06 (the last saturday of this month)
venue: wings (duh)
people treating: ismail, ken, chan, boh, soh, farhain, robyn, mud, haireel. (anyone else haven't treated yet?)
suggested food: muthu's curry (which is what they catered last time i remember them catering anything)
number of people catered for: ~ 50 (instructors + techies + aunties + uncles + ourselves!!) anyone disagree with the numbers?

so yupp. this is it so far. i'll call the caterers to ask abobut price soon. busy now. so yeah. okay?

2006-03-05T22:30:00.000+08:00

david afzal beckham and victoria siti beckham

half of the team

me in action at a 5-a-side tournament we attended. dribbling past two opponents.

-the following passage isn't related to the pictures-

my beloved amateur football team scored our 100th goal today. 100 goals in 18 games. a remarkable feat innit? while ken was up there feeling airgasmic and sick to his guts, i was on earth running around along with 21 other boys chasing a football and having a kick at one another. it was scorching hot and we were down 2-0 at half time due to two stupid errors by the defenders. stupid bunch of morons. can't even take a proper goal kick. we had at least 10 shots on goal but none went in. why? it's because our strikers gave the keeper too much respect i guess since he looks like a wuss therefore they were shooting softly straight at him. im a midfielder btw and so we're the only good ones in the team. but then our strikers found their form and started banging in the goals. we fucked our opponents left right and center and we scored 5 by the end of the game. our defenders finally found their brains and legs and we prevented anymore goals from going in. check mate. ah well, another good game today. 5-2 to khatib fc.

www.khatibfc.4t.com

i wanna propose a game against syfc staff and students. =)

2006-03-05T16:22:00.000+08:00

AEROS IS FUN !!

Loops.Barrel roll.Stall turns.8.Inverted flying.Slow roll.Fast roll.Vertical roll

not sure if i missed out any.. lol.. not sure some of e names thou n not sure wad are some of e manouveres!

Aeros is fun. but i felt a bit blur after 1/2 hrs of 96's aeros. -.-"

Prior to recovery, we tracked for Sinjon 1500 feet =)

And we saw e final approach of PLAB

Followed by a fly-past above Sentosa.

And holded in Alpha for quite some time, where i was shown e horizontal turn!

After 1 hr of flying on PA, i survived 96's aeros!

And this bag here remained intact!

Ken-

2006-02-26T22:11:00.000+08:00

after a month long of watching the winter olympics, siti and i have suggested that we should all go ice-skating together one day. how bout it?

-mud

2006-02-26T10:49:00.000+08:00

After going to e Asian Aerospace wif e retards on fri, We found some cool aircraft waiting for us to ride in them in e yrs to come..

Such as e Viper F-16D Blk 52+

Aint she beautiful?

Simply looks great while basking under e afternoon sun..

And also e F-15E Eagle..

Another babe being displayed @ Changi...

Not forgetting e Cessna Grand Caravan Which can be flown wif a PPL....

Having a seating capacity of 10 passengers n weighing only at 3900 Kg

-u could fly this babe wif a PPL-

Well among e 3 above, i still prefer e one right at e top of this page.. But for now, holding only a restricted PPL,

I think this babe here is juz right for me for now...

Til e nxt airshow....

koh-

We ain't called the retards for nothing.

2006-02-26T00:03:00.000+08:00

lick lick. *i wonder which one of them tastes good*

wadda looking at babe!

super high pitched, "RARRRR!!!!"

Don't cha wish your gf was hot like me (keeps playing)

suddenly, "CHA!!!!!!!!!"

The secret 1000000year old special kick comes out!

-cheong :D

2006-02-25T20:45:00.000+08:00

my brothers and i. i was bloody cute then. even cuter now.

2006-02-25T20:08:00.000+08:00

i thought after donning the blue flight suit for a year and earning the chicken wings at the end of it, i could have hair that'd make me look like a band member of aerosmith or oasis. but i guess not. i still have to keep my hair short and neat like a pooch cause i'm an alumni member. my plan was to keep long rocker hairstyles after graduation in my 3rd year of poly cause i'll be fucking bald like the vulture when i enter ns and siti will freak out i bet yeh. i'm gonna wear a wig when i'm hairless. i saw this shop at far east selling wigs. the fake hairs are kinda expensive though. but i wanna look good so i don't mind going the distance even if it costs me $200. if girls can have huge titties, i wanna have long hairies. are there pubic hair wigs?

-mud

Our ladies in Zaobao.

2006-02-22T18:37:00.000+08:00

http://woman.zaobao.com/pages6/living060222.html

2006-02-19T22:28:00.000+08:00

R21: WARNING. GAY PHOTOS AHEAD.

Proof that all AC boys are gay. FunOrama has brought out the true side.

here's david trying to look macho with his purse. that's ACTUALLY his.

white ~~chicks~~ gays. david and matthew.

more white ~~chicks~~. this time it's david (again) and ryan (my monkey!)

two white ~~chicks~~ gays and a white chick. check out the hand-on-stomach. lol.

wet, ~~naked~~ gay man. yiren. canoeing captain. muscle man 3.

hot cross country gay boys. so disturbing. ~~they're quite hot though~~

holding on to each other on the way down. awww.

funOrama VXIII. also known as: lessons in dealing with stupid people.

I WANNA WATCH BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!

2006-02-09T21:28:00.000+08:00

TO KEN:
JIA YOU! YOU CAN DO IT! (: we'll be calling you captain when you step out of that room.

never wish a pilot good luck cos it's never about luck. it's about SKILL. and it's what we All have.

2006-02-08T21:00:00.000+08:00

Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
~
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

when i'm gone.

BE GONE EVIL MAHJONG TABLE AND TILES!! RARRRRR!!

2006-02-07T23:10:00.000+08:00

a view never seen.

2006-02-05T19:42:00.000+08:00

just look at boyboy's hand.

yours truly, mr mud.

2006-02-05T17:48:00.000+08:00

what a beautiful dream.

Slipping the surly bonds of earth
RCAF Flight-Lieutenant John Gillespie Magee Jr. (1922-1941)

Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds -- and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of -- wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there,
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delirious burning blue,
I've topped the windswept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or even eagle flew.
And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod
The high untresspassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.

04/02/06

2006-02-05T15:28:00.000+08:00

Congrats to Mr Ismail on passing his FHT!

the floor sweeper at yfc also wanted a picture with our CFI. :P

why does the toilet cleaner/floor sweeper/table cleaner at yfc have her name on the flying board?! *wonders*

Just kidding around la.

Congrats to the above two retards in earning their newly found wings!

i couldn't take 91's aeros after 40mins or so :(

Signing off,

The peace-loving Cheong.

2006-02-03T23:02:00.000+08:00

wow.

2006-02-03T20:53:00.000+08:00

check out this crosswind landing..

Hmms although this is commercial but check out the crosswind landing man!!.. Imagine our pipers crabbing that much during final approach.. And the runway is like super flat.. and no angle of elevation.. if not a very minimal.. The pilot is hot shot man!

2006-02-03T11:40:00.000+08:00

the perfect life,
to spend forever among the clouds.
the perfect wish,
to hear those jets, oh so loud.
the perfect job,
to fly the fighters everyday.
the perfect moment,
in the cockpit, day after day.

his brown eyes glinted gold in the sunlight, black hair a contrast to the white sand around him. he shivered, pulling his jacket tighter around him. he looked up into the sky, a wistful longing to be among those clouds. lowering his head, he stared out into the open sea. his eyes glazed over, not knowing what to do. suddenly, he heard the roar of a jet over his head. with delight, he jumped to his feet, a smile spread wide on his face. watching the jet land, his heart beat a little faster, and he smiled a little wider. 'i'm going to fly', he thought. 'as fast and as high as that.' and with that, his fate was determined. a jet can change your life, like Nothing else can.

2006-02-03T11:31:00.000+08:00

haha glad you liked my story kakak. you looked, erm... interesting... in the photo. heh.

went to watch memoirs of a geisha yesterday. it was cool (: but this bitch in the cinema was damn fcuking annoying la. stupid ang mors. they think they own the whole world. we were like waiting for the show to start, showing commercials and all, then i was msging ken cos he was telling me how this F5 flew over his school (!) lol. anyway, she turned to me and was like (in her oh-so-cool accent) "could you turn that off, that is really annoying." as in referring to my phone. gosh it must have been absolutely blinding such that it distracted her from COMMERCIALS. OOOh. anyway, then the theatre screwed up, sth wrong with the reels or sth, so they were like, please hold on, we are currently trying to resolve technical issues. loser. serves her right. and besides, handphones are not supposed to be OFF, just turned to silent. darn. should have said something. was too nice to screw that bitch upside down. rarr. BITCH.

anyway. note!! those going down for ismail's fht tmr please bring gross stuff from your home!! mushy fruits, chocolate/strawberry sauce, ice cream, old chocolate, anything okay!! lol. see you all there tmr! watch the great pass his fht.

2006-02-02T21:49:00.000+08:00

my lecturer says: even idiots can fly the cessna and piper warrior.

well, we've proved to him that even retards can fly too haven't we? =)

-mud

* I'm forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air.
They fly so high,
nearly reached the sky.
Then like my dreams,
they fade and die.

2006-02-01T21:57:00.000+08:00

this is a story of a retarded gang, who got together over the chinese new year break.

it was a beautiful sunset, the time we all go crazy. be warned.

we apologize for the tremendous lack of photo taking skills (see finger, top left corner).

presenting the cam whore

right. only we would try to squeeze 4 people on the weighing scale. error. error.

or try and jump in the middle of a shopping centre.

or sit in a machine made for KIDS.

but after all, we know that we're angels deep down.

even if we act like devils sometimes.

THE END (:

2006-01-31T19:21:00.000+08:00

thanks to siti for this picture. =D

2006-01-29T00:37:00.000+08:00

The truck driver and photographer.

Beauty and The Beast. If anyone else dares call her a beast...

CONGRATULATIONS MINAH!

-mud

2006-01-28T20:26:00.000+08:00

A&W rocks!!! heh. sorry random msg. HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

2006-01-27T19:03:00.000+08:00

Check out the TIGHT, SHORT, BLUE shorts manz =)

On e 25th Jan, SAJC had our annual cross country. Of course we have our hse mascot competition as well.. N our fellow aviator C.teen was appointed to be the mascot for his hse.. Not only that, he WON the competition.... :D

Introducing....

SHORT SHORTS

p.s. Is it very tight down there?

2006-01-26T22:51:00.000+08:00

alright retards, jessica alba(farhain) and i, john travolta(afzal) have our 'photoshoot' pictures up already. here's the link.

go check them out.

-mud

2006-01-25T12:58:00.000+08:00

heidi klum is hot. check out the glowing lingerie. and i swear i'l SMACK those people who pronouce lingerie as "LING-GER-REE" rarr. you guys should have watched the victoria's secret fashion show that night. it was hot. and you could see behind the scenes too. lol. it was cool. nyeh.

do you guys buy 8-days? you should, cos you should read jason hahn's column at the 2nd last page. hilarious. amanda and saffy are highly entertaining. maybe we should start our own column. the antics of the retards are funny enough. hrms.

2006-01-25T12:49:00.000+08:00

i am bored. school sucks. free periods are cool, except there's nothing to do except go to the library cos the rest of the world is having lessons. and the library is TOO cold. ac's got too much cash to spare and thus they waste it on excessive air conditioning. nyeh. stupid school. waaaay too cold. my fingers are turning numb from the cold. school is boring, homwork is piling up. people in school are annoying save some. there are comfy couches to sleep in in the library, only it's too cold. i wish they would let us wear pants like PJC, cos then we'd stop freezing our asses off. cold. rarr. even all the air cons in the classrooms are jammed at 16*C and on high fan all the time. what is wrong with these people? do we look like friggin penguins to you?!

and gee. NO GAMES ARE ALLOWED on the pcs in the library. HELLO?! not everyone's born a nerd you know. rarr. stupid school. retarded.

and that was the random post of the day. because the library computer is the only thing that keeps you occupied during free periods in ac. yay. homework? what homework?

2006-01-23T23:05:00.000+08:00

OKAYS
I SHALL SAVE HUMANITY
& POST A NEW POST,
SO THAT WHEN PPL LOAD E BLOG
THEY WONT BE HORRIFIED
BY THE SCARY-MARYFIED MINAH 1

ohh by the way, the login name & password to the PPL frenster account is the same as e login name & password of this blog =)
feel free to go update & post testimonials =) Yeps

=Da Vinci=

2006-01-23T21:39:00.000+08:00

Photoshop. Because you're really bored. lol. been sick and bored the whole day, so decided to play around with photoshop. the iRetards really got me started yesterday lol. so enjoy folks!!

oooooh scary mary!!

LMAO! lesbian love ;)

mud!!

iGay. starring mud and boyboy.

love makes the world go round..

2006-01-22T22:24:00.000+08:00

*grin* (:

No idea what to put for tittle.

2006-01-22T21:58:00.000+08:00

Today there was a photoshoot at SYFC for this magazine thingy, well it must have been very tiring....

the hardworking minah, dozing off while studying systems, or is the household chores taking the toll? :)

Okay i swear i forgot who placed that over your head minah. It sures hell wasn't me.

Tsk tsk. Scandalous pair in the lounge. PS: get a room! :P

With all the sleeping going on at SYFC, the ever vigilant CheongYL & KohHM stand guard. NOT! :D

Somehow the retards ended up at changi airport looking at aircraft and watching people eat their hotdogs (*coughs*). btw, who the hell orders sugar rolls without sugar?!

Till next time,

the retarded Cheong

2006-01-22T21:52:00.000+08:00

my lecturer's a fucking bitch. why?

1) my classmates take photos in class with their handphones and she doesnt say anything to them but when i take ONE photo for them after i've copied down all the notes, she says to me: afzal if you're not interested you can leave. you don't seem interested at all in the lesson. blah blah blah.

2) i leave class to answer a call so as not to disturb the lesson she locks me out and says she doesn't like this going in and out thing. few of my classmates have been going in and out and she says nothing.

after the phone call, i fucking walked out of class. but i didn't leave without showing her the birdie and taking a photo of me doing it. will show you guys the pic when i get it from my friend. _|_

HEY BITCH, FUCK YOU! I'M GONNA GET A FUCKING 'A' FOR YOUR MODULE NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES ME. FUCKING BITCH. CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE THE LETTER 'S' AND MY NAME PROPERLY.

-mud

p.s. congrats chan z for passing your fht! =)

2006-01-20T21:16:00.000+08:00

RARR
i Hate you
i HAte you
i HATE YOU!!

We rock.

2006-01-17T22:53:00.000+08:00

we rock.

cheong signing out.

2006-01-17T20:41:00.000+08:00

i've just finished reading this book called Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha. it's by far one of the best books i've ever read in my life. i actually laughed all by myself in the MRT train (robyn does take this form of transportation by the way) reading the book. there're also serious parts in the book; which nearly made me tear and i'm not a fucking gay.

i had a nightmare last night. so did minah. ironic thing is our dreams are similar. i shan't go further.

the british call the americans yank. i just realised.

mud.

2006-01-13T22:39:00.000+08:00

what if one day you were at a bakery and realised that you're in a 'hold-up' organised by kids, living in a ghetto and got caught in a war between the two fiercest and dominant groups of hoodlums? what if each time you walked out of your house you know you might never return, smoked marijuana like as though it's cigarettes and the police around you are corrupted motherfucking bastards? what if guns were readily available like a box of panadol, you actually say prayers to God with your gang before going for a big fight and vice is the only way of survival?

well this is about just the tip of the iceberg of the movie i had just watched this afternoon. it's called City Of God. go watch it if you can. you won't be disappointed. i'm going to watch it like another 10 times, maybe picking up some of the portugese vulgarities since it's so commonly used in the movie (there's english subtitles). the characters in the movie use the word fuck more than malayboy. so i guess from there you can roughly know how the word is so widely used in the movie.

City Of God, a fucking good movie. based on a true story.

-mud

2006-01-10T16:10:00.000+08:00

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

August 17, 2005 Issue 41.33

KANSAS CITY, KS-
As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

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Rev. Gabriel Burdett (left) explains Intelligent Falling.

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

Burdett added: "Gravity - which is taught to our children as a law - is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of course, he is alluding to a higher power."

Founded in 1987, the ECFR is the world's leading institution of evangelical physics, a branch of physics based on literal interpretation of the Bible.

According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God's Word For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise.

The ECFR, in conjunction with the Christian Coalition and other Christian conservative action groups, is calling for public-school curriculums to give equal time to the Intelligent Falling theory. They insist they are not asking that the theory of gravity be banned from schools, but only that students be offered both sides of the issue "so they can make an informed decision."

"We just want the best possible education for Kansas' kids," Burdett said.

Proponents of Intelligent Falling assert that the different theories used by secular physicists to explain gravity are not internally consistent. Even critics of Intelligent Falling admit that Einstein's ideas about gravity are mathematically irreconcilable with quantum mechanics. This fact, Intelligent Falling proponents say, proves that gravity is a theory in crisis.

"Let's take a look at the evidence," said ECFR senior fellow Gregory Lunsden."In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall—just that they will fall. Then, in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling."

Critics of Intelligent Falling point out that gravity is a provable law based on empirical observations of natural phenomena. Evangelical physicists, however, insist that there is no conflict between Newton's mathematics and Holy Scripture.

"Closed-minded gravitists cannot find a way to make Einstein's general relativity match up with the subatomic quantum world," said Dr. Ellen Carson, a leading Intelligent Falling expert known for her work with the Kansan Youth Ministry. "They've been trying to do it for the better part of a century now, and despite all their empirical observation and carefully compiled data, they still don't know how."

"Traditional scientists admit that they cannot explain how gravitation is supposed to work," Carson said. "What the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that 'gravity waves' and 'gravitons' are just secular words for 'God can do whatever He wants.'"

Some evangelical physicists propose that Intelligent Falling provides an elegant solution to the central problem of modern physics.

"Anti-falling physicists have been theorizing for decades about the 'electromagnetic force,' the 'weak nuclear force,' the 'strong nuclear force,' and so-called 'force of gravity,'" Burdett said. "And they tilt their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus."

if you believe this load of ~~bullshit~~, i applaud you. but first let me tell you something. the word 'gullible' cannot be found in the dictionary.

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2006-01-08T17:23:00.000+08:00

EVIL EVIL PEOPLE!

2006-01-06T23:04:00.001+08:00

DOG TAGS: TENS OF DOLLARS

OAKLEY SHADES: HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS

FLIGHT SUIT WITH GLOVES AND DR. MARTENS BOOTS: EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS

PIPER WARRIOR: THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS

CT/4E: EVEN MORE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS

ROBYN SWIMMING IN SYFC's FOUNTAIN: PRICELESS

For everything else, there's MASTERCARD. care to lend me one anyone? =)

-mud

2006-01-05T17:44:00.000+08:00

If you thought for one moment that Celeste's hot pink Hello Kitty car mentioned in Zhng My Car 3 is a fictional construct, then you is wrong liao.

2006-01-04T21:38:00.000+08:00

omg you have to read kennysia.com

some of his posts...

January 03, 2006

"...Never mind the flashing red Darth Vader eyes and mouth that looks like a bird's beak. Never mind even the fact that he has bloody LOUDSPEAKERS FOR BOOBS!

Hey, after all, I've met girls with tits so big, they look like they're talking to me half the time. Loudpeakers for boobs is NOTHING.....

...

That bloody perverted robot has a friggin LCD MONITOR hanging out of his pelvis as his dick!

The worst part is, all these while little kids were looking at the monitor thinking they've learnt something new about Aedes, when in fact they were STARING AT HIS ROBO-MOJO.

OMG WHAT KINDA SICK ROBOT IS THAT?!

Freak!"

LMAO. ~~this reminds me of yfc and manboobs.~~

SCHOOL SUCKS!

2006-01-04T21:14:00.000+08:00

ZHNG MY CAR 4 IS OUT! click here!

Johnny needs to Zhng His Face because he needs to look the part now that he is a famous TV show personality. So he seeks the expert of his Sticker Designer, Ah Hock, so that he can look like his idol, Benedict Goh!

WHOOOOOOOO AH HOCK!!! LMAO!!!

by the way, for those who want to look for the other mr brown shows (read: CHEONG), click here.

2005-12-30T23:20:00.000+08:00

WHERE IS MY $500?! OWE MONEY PAY MONEY!

peace no war. i'm just impatient in getting my Sony PSP.

-mud

2005-12-25T16:05:00.000+08:00

what a beautiful sight. the UAE's F-16 Block 60 landing. certainly prettier than an A380 one.

who knows maybe in 10 years time we don't need pilots anymore? everything will be done by the computer. just like malayboy's msn nick, last of the breed, we might be the last breed of future pilots. my fingers are crossed.

- you can be my wizzo anytime.

Mud.

2005-12-24T12:51:00.001+08:00

i saw robyn at wisma atria yesterday. in fact she saw me first and actually smsed me when were just two meters away from one another. we were both queueing up for cookies. later that night i went to watch the Mr. and Miss Singapore Polytechnic pageant. guess who i saw? MARK YEO BH. haha. seriously! no, he's not the contestant. he was there with his wife/girlfriend (i don't know).

merry christmas and a happy new year.

2005-12-24T12:51:00.000+08:00

2005-12-22T22:12:00.000+08:00

hey guys. mud here. i was actually watching discovery channel and there was this programme about the world's most lethal fighter planes. btw thanks minah for smsing me telling me about the show. it then struck me that the Russians do give joyrides on their retired fighters; MiGs and Sukhois. so i was wondering if one day we guys could all go to Russia together and have a joyride in their fighter. i would suggest to the poly fellas to work part time and save up money to go to Russia unless you're the child of some rich towkay who has access to your daddy's credit cards and you don't have to work your ass off to get a cent. well that few thousand dollars that we fork out would be definitely worth it. any takers? oh well if we can't afford to fly all the way to Siberia's neighbour then a trip to Malaysia to get a joyride in the aerobatics planes would be lovely too. ah what the fuck as long as it's flying i'm taking it!

2005-12-22T19:35:00.000+08:00

Hey folks.. just a couple of hours ago i reached home frm my class chalet at pasir ris..

First night we just had bbq n e usual stuff, drink, eat play cards.. but the second night was interesting.. we decided to go for night cycling..

so we left our chalet at arnd 8pm but no one had any idea where to go.. so i brought them to changi village for dinner.. After dinner, we decided to cycle arnd e carpark to see whether got any transvestite. Well there are but i didnt recognise them initially.. haha they were all at the road side waiting for ppl to pick them up. Well i must say.. these "guys" are actually quite "gorgeous" in the sense tat they look like women except for their voice.

Later on we cycled to changi beach park n i purposely stopped at the part which is right in front of threshold of runway 20R so we could watch planes take off n land.. Well we're quite lucky 5 mins after we arrived a Qantas Beoing 747-400 just took off n flew past right above us at abt 300-400 feet? arnd there.. e landing gears were just abt to be raised. Well there were a lot of night departures that night..
After plane spotting, we cycled on towards changi coast rd. There we had e best night view of terminal 2 as well as runway 02C-20C. Too bad e runway in use was 02C.. If not we can try chasing a departing boeing.. (although it sounds retarded) Of course there were lotz of SIA aircrafts taking off n my class gals scream in anxiety as the plane rotate right beside us n lifted off.. (wait til they hear the vipers..) Again we stopped right beside e threshold of runway 02C & waited for a B777-200 to power up n roll.. of course the sound rocks..

tat night we saw changi east airbase but we couldnt find changi west airbase.. sadz.. if not i can bluff my class gals that i fly the F-16 52 plus n show them how solid it looks.. LMAO (joking) well i think my classmates are quite pro to be able to cycle wif me all arnd changi airport in e wee hrs of e morning. i think i know e reason.

cos i'm there :P (jokin again) ROFL

-Da Vinci-

2005-12-21T23:28:00.000+08:00

my letter to santa claus:

north pole
igloo no. 3

dear mr. claus,
i'm writing to you to request for a new pair of sunglasses and a new watch for christmas this year. my eyes have been blinded by the brightness of the sun and i've been unable to keep track of time lately resulting in myself turning up late for appointments and dates. so i really hope you can fulfill my wish and i'll be a good boy next year if you get me what i want.

p.s. a joyride on the f-16 and a trip to pearce airforce base would be the best christmas present ever. hehe. =)

afzal.

2005-12-20T20:24:00.000+08:00

came across this interesting post at www.f-16.net. perhaps you guys might want to check it out. it's here.

anyway i lost my fucking sunglasses yesterday. must have left it at sentosa.

tipping point still hasn't done my name tag yet. a tip for all of you: go place an order for your wings 1 month before your FHT. when you pass, your wings will be ready just in time.

i look like maverick in the picture don't i? haha. kidding.

2005-12-20T00:26:00.000+08:00

sentosa was fun!

i luv e beach
i luv e sun
i luv swimming in e waters with stone fish n jellyfish lurking below u..
We LUV throwing SANDBALLS at ourselves!
and most of all,
WE luv dunking e 2 GALS in water.

whahahaha

& king kong is so hairily handsome. robyn u can consider -IT-

p.s. creatures of skull island might be lurking inside ur room....

2005-12-19T01:39:00.000+08:00

Before and After at Chinablack last Friday. HAIREEL AND ISMAIL YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED!

RSAF Openhouse 2003

2005-12-18T17:31:00.000+08:00

this sight greeted me as i walked into PLAB

Yep, it was the RSAF openhouse 2003. A couple of vipers were taxying to the runway for some formation flying overhead. Too bad i had a lousy cam.

I remembered just standing there for god knows how long. Just staring at this pretty babe.

Viper's gun. The 20mm rounds are about the size of my palm.

Me & LTA Kevin

I remember i met LTA Kevin during some career exibition at suntec city during secondary4. I stayed at the RSAF's booth the whole freaking day listening to him tell me stories about how he got his wings etc. Btw, he's from 143rd squadron, TAB, viper driver.

Ps: Whats with that kid in the middle?

Thumbs up. LTA kevin would you kindly stand up? I'm about to start-up.

You guys should know the kind of queues at the static aircrafts, especially fighters. It was about 200m. Thank the lord, luckily for me, LTA kevin brought me to another F-16 which wasn't opened up to public yet and allowed me in. He briefly explained to me the control knobs etc. *i had no idea what he was talking about at that point of time*

After having my butt glued to the viper's seat, its fury btw, i went inside and omg. They had just opened the F-16 simulator in front of me. Talk about luck.

They actually simulated a couple of migs aganist me. Asked me to go into some boresight firing mode and shoot those bastards with a couple of Aim-120 AMRAAMs and get the f**k outta there double time. I had 3 confirmed kills with my AMRAAMs.

It's getting hot in here. Fox-Two-ing those sons of bit*hes.

A break of laughter knowing we nailed them. "BINGO"(bingo if im not wrong means you have to return to base as you only have that amount of fuel left) warning sounded. Time to recover!

trying to align myself with the centreline. hey cut me some slack okay, first time landing a viper. In fact, first time landing anything! NOTE: no help was given :D

It was a fun and fruitful day. Looking forward to next year's AA06 with the retards. Make sure all of you can make it. Last picture of the day.

You guys know the 2nd guy from the left? No shit, thats our CAF.

-Cheong out

2005-12-18T01:06:00.000+08:00

I love milkshakes and i cannot lie.

I realise that not all pilots are good looking like the Topgun cast(Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer).

Malayboy and I intend to be fishmongers if we don't become wingmen one day. We don't mind ending up as fishmen.

I saw a couple of novels about fighter pilots at Borders today. Intend to buy them all and read them during the holidays.

It better not rain when we're at Sentosa.

B-52 + Babe

2005-12-17T01:52:00.000+08:00

Check it out. Posing for the camera,

kenneth(my cousin), me, and

yes you guess it.

The pilot of this huge bomber.

Kinda hot isn't she? Shes quite small size taking into account that i was most probabaly 140cm during that time.

Just in case some of you are wondering, this bomber is the B-52 Stratofortess

Carries up to 50,000pounds of bombs.

On that bombshell,

Cheong Out.

ps: Robyn, the hawt pilot of the B-52 is NOT you in disguise.

Falcons

2005-12-17T01:40:00.000+08:00

Who can forget the good "old" vipers.

B-1

2005-12-17T01:38:00.000+08:00

the long swept wing B-1B Lancer.

my dad had to back up a long long way to snap this picture.

lol

2005-12-17T01:21:00.000+08:00

behind me is a F/A-18D hornet. Can tell by its curved intake and twin seats.

Forgot which one is the pilot and which one is the rio.

C-5/17

2005-12-17T01:15:00.000+08:00

Note, pictures can be clicked on and enlarged.

Me and my cousin standing in front of a C-5 Galaxy or C-17 Globemaster.

Can't really remember but i think its a C-5.

AH-1

2005-12-17T01:07:00.000+08:00

Ppictures taken at Asian Aerospace 2000.

Went with my dad, cousin.

Don't freaking laugh at my currypok sideparting and how puny i was.

Seen here, United States Marine Corps,

AH-1 Cobra

2005-12-16T20:31:00.000+08:00

having a PPL does have its perks. after passing my FHT, girls whom i hardly talk to online have been messaging me. but too bad i only go for SIA stewardesses. any takers?

2005-12-16T07:32:00.000+08:00

50 years down the road i'll look at the pictures taken during my PPL Course and say to myself, "it's was one hell of an experience. i'd like to do it again. it was the best time of my life." these pictures say it all.

2005-12-16T03:23:00.000+08:00

10 reasons why ismail and haireel deserve each other (have you ever heard the phrase: opposites attract?)..

ismail's and haireel's hair are always gelled in opposite directions
they both have EXTREMELY long eyelashes (good for batting at each other)
they always whisper into each other's ears (sweet nothings?)
they sms each other when they're like, 1 feet apart on the mrt
ismail has a scar on his right eyebrow and haireel has one on his left
haireel's reeealy tall and ismail is ~~short~~ not so tall
they exchanged laces. (how sweet)
they went on honeymoon together (see above)
they like to look at each other and laugh conspiratorily
ismail dresses to impress haireel: (ismail took FOREVER to get dressed for the party at jo's house and when he finally arrived, we asked him 'why you dress until so nice? going clubbing ar?', to which he replied 'no la wanted to dress to impress.' to which HAIREEL said 'i'm impressed!')

what a happy couple.

a look into My world.

2005-12-16T02:41:00.000+08:00

life is simple. eat. sleep. fly.
a look into My world.

2005-12-14T00:21:00.000+08:00

actual conversation: farhain: eh ken. not pain ar. ken: nola. my down there STEADY man. -.-!
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T17:30:00.000+08:00

greetings my beloved folks

Saturday's third wave flight was the most memoriable flight i had so far. After getting airborne the weather changed rapidly from VMC to IMC Cat 1. The sight was simply fascinating as the dark clouds moved in and eveloped us quickly and the the torrential rain beating against the cockpit windows. On recovery there was a massive Nimbostratus cloud ( :P ) covering threshold of runway 03 and visibility was limited. There was lightning as well.. On downwind tower had already switched on the runway lights! Finally i got a chance to see the runway lights!! We landed in heavy rain and then taxied back to YFC.. cool~

heroes who survived the Cat 1 :P
Freakenstein
Da great
Da Vinci
Boi boi

2005-12-11T13:18:00.000+08:00

heyhey the pictures are up on the usual site! there's pics from the ppl chalet and also the one from the dark and stormy day at yfc. the cat one and all. xP

2005-12-11T12:12:00.001+08:00

lol.
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T12:12:00.000+08:00

(waiting for ismail & haireel & farhain & dinesh who took FOREVER to get there) -.-
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T12:02:00.000+08:00

SO drunk.
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T12:01:00.000+08:00

mr singapore idol!
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T12:00:00.002+08:00

presenting the three (drunk) stooges!
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T12:00:00.001+08:00

get up get up and dance with me!
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T12:00:00.000+08:00

encore!
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T11:59:00.001+08:00

whoa tan sk can SING man!
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T11:59:00.000+08:00

introducing... auntie vivian! former karaoke queen!
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T11:34:00.000+08:00

watch me (try to) sing!
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T11:33:00.001+08:00

mr and mrs... haireel/ismail? (ismail is dressed to impress. haireel IS impressed.)
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T11:33:00.000+08:00

oh baby baby, dance with me!
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T11:31:00.000+08:00

have i told you lately that i love you?
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T11:30:00.000+08:00

na bei dare to stare at us?!
a look into My world.

2005-12-11T11:29:00.000+08:00

cleopatra!
a look into My world.

2005-12-08T23:35:00.000+08:00

GUYS, VENUE FOR CHALET CHANGE TO JO'S HOUSE 15 SUNBIRD AVE.

2005-12-06T21:15:00.000+08:00

I MISS FLYING!
I MISS FLYING!
I MISS FLYING!
I MISS FLYING!
I MISS FLYING!

i miss puking in the aircraft too.

p.s. let's ALL go to the chalet. even if you're at sortie 1 or sortie 51, we're all invited(so says malayboy). so let's GO!

mud - if only i could fly the F-16 with an O level cert

2005-12-05T18:51:00.000+08:00

OKAY LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD YOU RETARDS!

FOR ALL PPL GRADUATES YR04-06 Message: Hi all!!!

YFC will be hosting a party just for you!

Date: 10/12/2005 (SAT)Venue: East Coast Costa Sands (exact chalet number will be posted later)

Please come for free flow booze (if you can bring more it'll be great!) and buffet dinner with the instructors. there will be games and lots of fun! not forgetting 'merlions' who will be gracing this event. so please note this date somewhere and don't miss out on the fun.

For more info u can contact TAN YY @ 98287627 RSVP for more food and booze.FOR YOUR INFORMATION the chalet is available from the 9-11 dec. so you are welcome to stay over or plan more activities. this is OUR party. all suggestions are welcome to make this more enjoyable and memoriable.
past graduates/ppl students are welcome too.pass this msg to all YFC mates.

GOOD DAY!

You heard her. Gear up, bring extra clothings and fire the tequlias.

-Cheong

PS: Dupree your still gay.

2005-12-05T02:00:00.000+08:00

hellooo people!

here's LOTS OF PICS OF THE RETARDS!!!

10 reasons Why YFC PPL shouldn't go out on sundays

you end up playing catching at orchard mrt
you play hide and seek while having lunch at a hawker centre
you have a popcorn and bottlecap war in the cinema and on escalators
you take retarded photos on the train
you check out girls with every step
you get into the last carriage of the train because you think the chio girls go there (see point 5)
you play get-out-of-the-train-at-the-last-moment on the mrt
you walk in circles in the army market following some woman around - see cheong a market
you think level 5 is level 6 when it OBVIOUSLY isn't (see cheong and ismail)
you spend the whole day watching ~~CHEONG AND DU'PRATT, THE GAYS~~ people insult each other ~~LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE~~.